Snogbox

Type 40

2,370 notes

shepard:
my crew and i are so close we can practically finish each others s--
kaidan:
steak sandwiches.
garrus:
scoped and dropped.
joker:
shit shit shit shit shit.
wrex:
SHEPARD.
grunt:
SHEPPUR!!!
legion:
shepard-commander.
TIM:
ssssssshepard.
thane:
siha.
chakwas:
serrice ice brandy.
jack:
shut the fuck up.
javik:
salarians used to eat flies.
hamster:
squeak.
everyone else:
spectre status recognized.
shepard:
never mind.